METH COFFEE?

Only from San Francisco! Meth Coffee, a rebel coffee company in San Francisco, opened for business recently  with the launch of its hard- hitting coffee roast for energy addicts and caffeine freaks.

Meth’s super- caffeinated beans are amplified by the addition of yerba mate, a powerful natural stimulant and antioxidant used by shamans of the Amazon for boosting stamina and mental clarity. Boasting an intense buzz and cocoa-tobacco finish, Meth Coffee is fresh-roasted within 48 hours of shipment to jumpstart workaholics, thrill seekers, artists, and subversives seeking an exciting new fuel for their endeavors.

Meth Coffee was the brainchild of a self-styled anarchist, caffeine addict, and conspiracy theorist known only as The Roaster.

“I see the corporate ‘corner cafe’ coffee klatch scene as guilty of lulling drinkers with mediocre beans, burnt roasts, and free napkins — it’s psychotronic mind control, pure and simple,” said The Roaster. “Combining the smoothest beans with yerba mate’s animal buzz has created an intense new drug for coffee addicts who are searching for the highest quality junk.”

Where to Buy Meth Coffee ?

Meth Coffee is available immediately on the Internet at $12 per 10-ounce bag in ground or whole beans.